Astral Harvest Music & Arts Festival

Cracker with Gratitude

Straight outta everywhere, Cracker with Gratitude’s dorky, divine and *sometimes* ryhming poetry is bound to transport listeners to another dimension. Ranging from devotional ‘I wanna marry the river’ type poems to raunchy lesbian clit bits, CwG brings the wit and no nits (so leave your tea tree oil at home). The ultimate Wise Cracker, Eugena Rempel-Witten, has been told that she has “a little elder living inside of her….who is VERY comfortable with her sexuality.” She found that a fitting review of her shit so check chick cheque chickity Czech check her out, bitch.